loam@tor:~$ tor checking

Launch coins from inside Tor. Nowhere else.

The launchpad only opens in Tor Browser. Launch on Meteora's dynamic bonding curve, graduate to a Meteora DAMM v2 pool, chat in layers, and your wallet is never listed as the creator.

three hops in

your browser, guard, middle, exit, loam

There is no open-web version of the launchpad. Every request to it has to come out of the Tor network, and the page checks the browser too. (The open copy you may be reading is a read-only preview.)

  1. server compares your IP with the Tor Project exit list and refuses everything else, files included.
  2. page looks for what Tor Browser changes in itself: UTC clock, 2 cores, screen equal to window, pixel ratio 1.
  3. launch is checked again on the server before anything is built or signed.

Honest limit: no website can prove it is talking to Tor Browser. We can prove the connection used Tor and that the browser looks the part. Phantom does not run in Tor Browser, so you launch with a burner key made in the page.

launch path

Your launch sets up a config and a pool on Meteora's dynamic bonding curve, which mints the token and opens the curve. When the market cap target is reached the curve closes and the coin graduates into a Meteora DAMM v2 pool with its liquidity locked.

burner key      loam relay          meteora dbc             graduates      meteora damm v2 pool
[ you ] ----> [ build + pin ] ----> [ config + pool ] ----> [ curve fills ] ----> [ liquidity locked ]
               tor-only api          bonding curve           at the target         trades on a normal pool

Live from Meteora DBC: among the most active coins, the one furthest along its curve that has not graduated yet. The market data covers every coin on the curve, spam included.

veiled by default

A fresh burner key made in your Tor tab signs the launch and is the creator on chain. Nothing links it to any wallet of yours, and Loam never holds it.

  • creator on chainyour burner key
  • your own walletsnot linked
  • feesclaimed with the burner
  • launch pathmeteora dbc

Keep the burner secret: it is the only key to the coin's creator fees.

creator room
the launcher, veiled

chat in layers

the deeper the bag, the deeper the room
  • canopyanyone
  • understory0.1% of $LOAM (not live)
  • roots1% of $LOAM (not live)

canopy and compost are live now. Compost lines are deleted by the server 90 seconds after they are posted. The deeper rooms open once $LOAM exists. Chat is in memory only and unmoderated.

open chat

live on meteora dbc

coinmcapvolumeprogress

real coins, read through this site so your browser never contacts the data sources. it is the whole firehose, so some are junk. see all

where the fees go

A Loam coin charges a flat trading tax set by its creator: 1 to 10% before graduation, 0.1 to 5% after. Meteora keeps a fixed 20% of that tax. Of the rest the creator gets 50% and Loam 50%. The creator share is claimed from the creator room with the same burner key that launched the coin. The bar shows the creator and Loam split of what is left after Meteora's cut. These are the settings used for the devnet platform and can change before mainnet.

questions

Why only Tor?

Launching privately is the product. If the site also worked on the open web, the people watching your connection could link you to the coin.

Is it really Tor Browser only?

The server accepts only Tor exit IPs and the page checks the browser for Tor Browser traits. Both can be faked by someone who tries, so launches are checked again on the server. Treat it as a strong filter, not a proof.

Why Meteora?

Meteora's dynamic bonding curve graduates a coin into a DAMM v2 pool with locked liquidity, and it has built-in fee shares for the creator. A coin that works trades on a normal pool without a manual migration. The graduation target follows the config of each coin.

Can I use my own wallet?

Browser wallets do not run in Tor Browser. The launch page makes a burner key in the tab, you fund it from any wallet, and it signs locally. That key is the coin's creator on chain, so back it up before you close the tab.

What is real and what is not?

Real: the coins on the home and explore pages (Meteora DBC, read live), the launch flow and creator room (they build and sign real Meteora transactions, on devnet play money until Loam goes to mainnet), and the canopy and compost chat rooms (live, in memory). Not yet: $LOAM, .loam names, the deeper chat rooms, and any coin launched through Loam (none yet). The .onion address on this demo is a placeholder.

What can go wrong?

Most memecoins go to zero and a burner key lost is a key lost. Only use money you can afford to lose.

locked. open this from tor browser.

This page did not look like Tor Browser.

Download Tor Browser from torproject.org, then open the address below in it.

loam.onion